Album: Black Man Of Steal (2015)

Because I'm White

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I was gonna steal a car but I'm white
I was gonna steal it and drive real far but I'm white
Now I gotta walk around and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
Because I'm white [3X]

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I was gonna break in your house but I'm white
I was gonna take your TV and your couch but I'm white
Now I'm shoppin' at IKEA and I know why, (why man?) yea heyy,
Because I'm white [3X]

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I was gonna run from the cops but I'm white
I was gonna run when they told me to stop but I'm white
Now I got a jaywalkin' ticket and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
Because I'm white [repeat 3X]

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I was gonna smoke some crack but I'm white (shit!)
I was gonna throw my life off track but I'm white
Now I gotta go to college and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
Because I'm white [3X]

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I was gonna shoot some thugs (bam!) but I'm white (wassup sucka?)
I was gonna kill them and take they drugs but I'm white (yeah wassup?)
Now I'm payin' for their food stamps and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
Because I'm white [3X]

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I was drink some Sprite but I'm white
A little malt liquor woulda also been tight but I'm white
Now I'm sippin' mocha lattes with soy on the side, yea heyy,
Because I'm white [3X]

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I was gonna rob a bank but I'm white
Was gonna take the money bag and say thanks but I'm white
Now I gotta work on Wall Street and I know why (why nigga?) yea heyy,
Because I'm white [3X]

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I got me a real good life 'cause I'm white
I got me a house, dog, kids and wife 'cause I'm white
I could retire when I'm 40 and I'll know why (why man?) yea heyy,
Because I'm white [3X]

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I'm wrote this song of mine 'cause I'm white (I'm white!)
They gonna call me racist online 'cause I'm white (That's racist!)
And if a black guy my ass up I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
Because I'm white [3X]

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Yo, man! You tried that new Greek yogurt?
That organic shit, it's good shit man
I can't wait to invite over them new neighbors man
Give 'em some kale chips
You know what I'm sayin', that non-dairy non-fat skim

Oh man, I just got that new Prius man
You see that shit?
Oh yeah, I was just at the proctologist, dawg (wassat?)
That's a doctor for your asshole
I been payin' into my 401k
Payin' my taxes and shit
Fuckin' IRS got me on audit
You catch them CMAs?

I got this new washin' machine too
High efficiency nigga!