Album: Junior Varsity! (2000)
   The Last Great Punk Rock Song
   Manhattan
   She Got Away
   High School Lows
Album: Menorah/Mejora (2002)
   A Walk Through Hell
   You Help Them
   Try To Remember, Forget
   By Tonight
   Baseball, But Better
   I Am A Transylvanian
   I Want To Know Your Plans
Album: Baseball (2003)
   Color Blind
   Showdown At P-Town
   Into The Night
   All My Friends
   Ants In My Pants
   The Ocean Liner Incident
   Mack Daddy
   Shameless
   That's That
   Resounding
   Rats
   Manhattan
   Sure, Baby.. Hold Back
   The Last Great Punk Rock Song
   Where The Hurt Is
   All Choked Up
Album: ...Is A Real Boy (2004)
   Belt
   Woe
   The Writhing South
   Alive With The Glory Of Love
   Yellow Cat (Slash) Red Cat
   The Futile
   Spidersong
   An Orgy Of Critics
   Every Man Has A Molly
   Slowly, Through A Vector
   Chia-Like, I Shall Grow
   I Want To Know Your Plans
   Admit It
   Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too
   Little Girls
   Most Beautiful Plague
   It's A Metaphor, Fool
   Total Revenge
   Metal Now
   I Will Never Write An Obligatory Song About Being On The Road And Missing Someone
Album: In Defense Of The Genre (2007)
   Skinny, Mean Man
   No Soul
   That Is Why
   Surgically Removing The Tracking Device
   This Is Fucking Ecstasy
   The Church Channel
   Shiksa (Girlfriend)
   Baby Girl, I'm A Blur
   Retarded In Love
   People Like You Are Why People Like Me Exist
   Died A Jew
   An Insult To The Dead
   Sorry, Dudes. My Bad.
   Spay Me
   In Defense Of The Genre
   The Word You Wield
   The Truth Is, You Should Lie With Me
   Vexed
   About Falling
   You're The Wanker If Anyone Is
   Spores
   We Killed It
   Have At Thee!
   Hangover Song
   Goodbye Young Tutor, You've Now Outgrown Me
   I Used To Have A Heart
   Plea
Album: Say Anything (2009)
   Fed To Death
   Hate Everyone
   Do Better
   Less Cute
   Eloise
   Mara And Me
   Crush'd
   She Won't Follow You
   Cemetery
   Property
   Death For My Birthday
   Young, Dumb, And Stung
   Ahhh... Men
   Narcissus
   I Love You More Than I Hate My Period
Album: Anarchy, My Dear (2012)
   Burn A Miracle
   Say Anything
   Night's Song
   Admit It Again
   So Good
   Sheep
   Peace Out
   Overbiter
   Of Steel
   Anarchy, My Dear
   The Stephen Hawking
Album: Hebrews (2014)
   Judas Decapitation
   Kall Me Kubrick
   John McClane
   Push
   The Shape Of Love To Come
   Lost My Touch
   A Look
   Six Six Six
   Hebrews
   Nibble Nibble
   Boyd
   My Greatest Fear Is Splendid
Album: I Don't Think It Is (2016)
   Give A Damn
   Attaboy
   17 Coked Up Speeding
   The Bret Easton Ellis School Of Witchcraft And Wizardry
   Rum
   Princess
   Varicose Visage
   Wire Mom
   Jiminy
   #Blessed
   Goshua
   So Numb
Album: other songs
   A Boston Peace
   A Certain Type Of Genius
   Ahh, Men
   All This Fashion
   But A Fleeting Illness
   Dammit
   Dealer
   For The Silent
   Got Your Money
   Great Awakening
   Jessie And My Whetstone
   Joel On Other Planets
   Loathing
   My Bare Hands
   Nudity
   Sappy
   Signal The Riflemen
   Slumming It With Johnny
   The Keg Is Bleeding
   The Man In Me
   The Presidential Suite
   Thoughts On A Liberal Education
   Tickle Me Red
   Until The Bombs
   We Will Erase All Life On Earth But Us
   You Don't See Me Right