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Who The Fuck Is Alice

Sally called when she got the word
she said I suppose, you've heard about Alice
Well I rushed to the window, well I looked outside
I could hardly believe my eyes,
a big limousine rolled up into Alice's drive.

I Don't know why she's leaving
or where she's gonna go
I guess she's got her reasons
but I just don't want to know
'cause for twenty-four years
I've been living next door to Alice
Alice, who the fuck is Alice?
Twenty-four years just waiting for the chance
to tell her how I'm feeling maybe get a second glance
Now I've got to get used to not living next door to Alice.
Alice, who the fuck is Alice?

We grew up together two kids in the park
we carved our initials deep in the bark - Me and Alice
Now she walks through the door with her head held high
just for a moment, I caught her eye, as a big limousine pulled slowly
out of Alice's drive

I Don't know why she's leaving
or where she's gonna go
I guess she's got her reasons
but I just don't want to know
'cause for twenty-four years
I've been living next door to Alice
Alice, who the fuck is Alice?
Twenty-four years just waiting for the chance
to tell her how I'm feeling maybe get a second glance
Now I've got to get used to not living next door to Alice.
Alice, who the fuck is Alice?

Then Sally called back and asked how I felt and she saidhey I know how to help get
over Alice.
She said now Alice is gone, but I'm still here
you know I've been waiting for twenty-four years
and the big limousine disappeared

I Don't know why she's leaving
or where she's gonna go
I guess she's got her reasons
but I just don't want to know
'cause for twenty-four years
I've been living next door to Alice
Alice, who the fuck is Alice?
Twenty-four years just waiting for the chance
to tell her how I'm feeling maybe get a second glance
Now I've got to get used to not living next door to Alice.
Alice, who the fuck is Alice?

I Don't know why she's leaving
or where she's gonna go
I guess she's got her reasons
but I just don't want to know
'cause for twenty-four years
I've been living next door to Alice
Alice, who the fuck is Alice?
Twenty-four years just waiting for the chance
to tell her how I'm feeling maybe get a second glance
Now I've got to get used to not living next door to Alice.
Alice, who the fuck is Alice?

I Don't know why she's leaving
or where she's gonna go
I guess she's got her reasons
but I just don't want to know
'cause for twenty-four years
I've been living next door to Alice...