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Spice Invaders

Ahhh... (Mel B Emma) relax your mind.
The spicy girls are here on the planet earth.
Are you too spicy?
YES!
(whistling) Aye-yoo!
This song is full of valid information. Information like
(ring) never wee with your knickers on.
Hold, hold (ring) a minute, that's my phone! (ring) Hello?
Hello, um, about... I can't believe my... aaahhh
It's um, it's a mad woman. Get lost!
Melanie's always on the phone.
I'm not always on the phone! I used to be always on the phone
but now I'm not cause I've got ear rot.
And she's always late.
No I'm not, it's my driver, he drives slow. I like this bit.
(whistling)
(whistling) I've never been any good at whistling.
You can hum then, not whistle.
(whistling)
Uh, hum? eh ha
(humming) (Emma Victoria)
Where's Geri and Mel at this point?
I think they're asleep.
I thought it was a bit quiet.
No, Geri's writin' a poem under a tree somewhere.
No she's hugging that tree. Hug that tree, Geri!
You'd never guess what, you'd never believe this. Alright listen to this.
Oh... what is it, Geri?
Oooh... what is it? Listen, listen listen. What is it? What is it?
Friendship often survives the relationship from which it was neglected.
What?
Ignoring your conscience allows you to justify everything!
Don't you agree?
Geri, is you readin' that out of a book?
Yeah. Ha ha
(humming) (Emma Victoria)
(ba, ba, bam) (Geri Mel C)
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la AHHHH!!!!!
That's what you got to do when you get really stressed, you just
go AHHHH!!!!!
(clapping) (laughing)
I should be over there eatin' my sweets, I think.
You're so cute. Ginger! You're just so cute.
Alright Ginge, how's your... beep!
No, it's Ginger like Ginger Rogers. It's not like ginge .
Well, there's nothing wrong with being ginger.
There is nothing wrong. I'm out of a bottle anyway.
ha ha ha (Mel C and Geri)
(humming) Baby, Posh and Ginger and we've got Scary and Sporty! Yeah!
(humming) (Emma Victoria)
Mixed together in a cooking pot, you have the Spice Girls! (Mel B Geri)
(humming) (Emma, Victoria Mel B)
Ba, ba, blah
(humming) (Emma Victoria)
I want that Indian bit to come again. Where is it?
Ahh... we are the chosen ones...
(humming) (Emma Victoria)
it didn't last very long, did it?
(ba, ba, bam) (Geri Mel C)
(scatting) Lift your knee up, tap it to the left. Gonna lift
your knee up, tap it to the left.
That could be a new dance.
(humming) (Emma Victoria)
(ba, ba, bam) (Geri Mel C)
Ha, ha. We don't wanna get in trouble now do we? No... I don't
know what you mean by that, though. I... you know... we're not trying to be offensive...
(ba, ba, bam) (Geri Mel C)
(humming) (Emma Victoria)
Exactly...
Exactly, exactly.
I quite like that.
Yeah, I do too.