Album: Player Select (2014)The New Pokerap[Ash Ketchum (Danny Sexbang):]
My name is Ash Ketchum baby!
My life is back on track
But I've been in the hospital
Since Pika shot me in the sack
And I don't know all the new Pokemon
[Brock (Egoraptor):]
Yo bro, I can help you with that
[Ash Ketchum (Danny Sexbang):]
Hey Brock! I'll do all the singing
And you take care of the raps
[Brock (Egoraptor):]
Alright, let's go!
Pikachu, Squirtle, Venasaur, Arcanine
Diglett, Jigglypuff, Muk
[Ash Ketchum (Danny Sexbang):]
Oh, I know these guys!
[Brock (Egoraptor):]
Asscloud, Nippleclamp, Poopypants, Dingledoodle
Ranchbreath, Turkeyburger, Beefhead, Clock
[Ash Ketchum (Danny Sexbang):]
Woah!
[Brock (Egoraptor):]
Haterade, Bubbledump, Overdraft, Headcheese
Picklefeet, Frontbutt, Softbreak, Comicwhore
Underloaf, Chairwolf, Manatease, Freebase
Nickelback, Lumbersack, Tinyhead, Door
[Ash Ketchum (Danny Sexbang):]
A-are you serious? You're not making those up? Those are real?
[Brock (Egoraptor):]
Haha! You know it bro! Gotta catch em' all!
[Ash Ketchum (Danny Sexbang):]
Well it seems new types of Pokemon are coming out really fast!
[Brock (Egoraptor):]
Oh, there are more
[Ash Ketchum (Danny Sexbang):]
Really? Wait, I'm immediately sorry that I asked
[Brock (Egoraptor):] We've got
Jigglystuff, Adamsapple, Frognut, Waterbottle
Candyass, Tracklighting, Pick-a-dilly, Man
Lamberguineapig, Artstudent, Tinkleburg, Flavorsaver
Trainlick, Coffeemunch, Poodlehat, Dataplan
Wondernug, Telechubby, Ravermouse, Milkstain
Yogafish, Oldperson, Freezeclump, Ponysquirt
Oilyshorts, Dad's sweater, Pop-a-squat, Hairystump
Wetsocks, Shatternut, Noodlearm, Shirt
[Ash Ketchum (Danny Sexbang):]
They're running out of ideas and I can't take any more!
[Brock (Egoraptor):]
Don't worry, there's only a couple left
[Ash Ketchum (Danny Sexbang):]
How many?
[Brock (Egoraptor):]
Uh 300,064
[Ash Ketchum (Danny Sexbang):]
Nooo
[Brock (Egoraptor):]
Stinkledink, Cuddlydeath, Arguement, Pillowbite
Drumsolo, ActuallySatan, Weinisfriend, Dinobooty
Santajew, Clevergirl, Straightuptoilet, Whalesnail
Fiddly-Faddly, Biddly-Baddly, Diddly-Doodly, Hiddly-Hoodly
Snaggletoosh, Poolboy, Drizzlenips, Spatalanturn
Thuma Urman, Bunch-a-nugget, Manglerubber, Catdeer
Fuglyrumph, Phlemycough, Whiskertoes, Chocolatefart
Freemburglar, Swordtank, Monkeychunk, Beer
[Ash Ketchum (Danny Sexbang):]
Fuck it! You know what? I'm going back to the hospital
[Gun shots]
[Ash Ketchum (Danny Sexbang):]
Ah! My sack, my sweet sweet sack
