Album: Player Select (2014)

Inky's Lament

[Narrator (Egoraptor):] Once upon a time in 1982
There were four young ghosts who lived under the iron fist of Pacman
[Blinky (Egoraptor):] He just ate a power pellet! Run!
[Egoraptor:] Oh no! He's coming!
[Inky (Danny Sexbang):] No! Not today, my friends
[Blinky:] Inky?! But what are you doing?!
[Inky:] I'm finally taking my stand, Blinky
Hear my words
I want to be free
Free from this maze
I am a ghost, why can't I just fly away?
The cruel yellow monster is not what he seems
These people pay a quarter but it costs us our dreams!

Oh, God!
Gonna waka waka walk away
From Pacman's tyranny
I say!
I shall taste freedom tonight!

We ride off of the side of the screen
Okay, it looks like we're back out at the first side of the screen
That's fine!
At least there are delicious cherries to eat
They're my favorite food
And are you gonna eat those too Pacman--
No that's fucking great

Gonna waka waka walk away
From these chains holding me
Hooray!
My moment of triumph comes today...
[Blinky:] Oh my God Inky watch out Pacman's right behind you!
Death has come for us all!
[Inky:] Shit!