Album: London With The Lights On (2013)

Hoochi Mumma

What can we do on this intro
Es una ?@#! sucia
What! Check you out…
Nice little bit of Spanish there Karis
But what does it mean?
Basically it means

Oooo she-e-ee's living in a council house
Five bedrooms, three bathrooms and no spouse
Aah, I know ya know what I mean
She's in love (yeah with the social)
Her-er-er kids are on the hand me downs
And she's rocking a Boob Jobby an' Tiffney
Yea, "Got all the charms ain't snide or nothing" (Uurgh!)
I know you know what I mean

Short skirt, dirty flirt, hands down ya trousers
As she gets ya wallet out (yea yea yea)
Kissing ya lips (woops)
Ya money slipped
Run for cover
She's about

Hoochi mumma mumma
Gonna bang her bang her
Hope you wanna wanna
Be a baby father
Na na na na na
She got you trapped
Ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha!
Hoochi mumma mumma
Rinsing all ya dollar
Should 'ave worn a rubber
Duck! Nah you ain't gonna
Na na na na na
She got you trapped
Ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha!

N-n-n-no never worked a nine to five
No grafting, she's shafting the system
What! I ain't got no time to work
Ooooooo, ye-e-ee-ay
She's like the local piece of brass
The boys like her, she's all Lycra and no class
You taking the mick?
"This is designer mate… See I'm so hot"

Man said drop me out
Gotta be kidding if she thinks she's got it made (yea yeah yeah)
Couple more drinks now
She looking fitter
Watch out Braaav, ya getting played

Hoochi mumma mumma
Gonna bang her bang her
Hope you wanna wanna
Be a baby father
Na na na na na
She got you trapped
Ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha!
Hoochi mumma mumma
Rinsing all ya dollar
Should 'ave worn a rubber
Duck! Nah you ain't gonna
Na na na na na
She got you trapped
Ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha!

Hoochie mumma yeah mickey taker
Wanna be wag, ahhhh she couldn't be faker
Effin ya husband and guessing his wage
Hollering monthly the day he gets paid
She's the kind you'll see in the sun
For shagging xxx and robbing his mum
Wot? No not robbing his mum, robbing with his mum Sue...
Sue! Oh yeah Sue, I like Sue

Hoochi mumma mumma
Gonna bang her bang her
Hope you wanna wanna
Be a baby father
Na na na na na
She got you trapped
Ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha!
Hoochi mumma mumma
Rinsing all ya dollar
Should 'ave worn a rubber
Duck! Nah you ain't gonna
Na na na na na
She got you trapped
Ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha!