Album: Singles Going Steady

Orgasm Addict


You tried it just for once and found it alright for kicks
but now you've found out it's a habit that sticks
you're an orgasm addict

Sneaking in the backdoor with dirty magazines
your mother wants to know what are those stains on your jeans
you're an orgasm addict

You get in heat
you get in a sulk
but you still keep beating
your meat to pulp
you're an orgasm addict

You're a kid casanova
you're no Joseph
it's a labor of love
fucking yourself to death
you're an orgasm addict

You're making out with schoolkids
winos and heads of state
you've even made it with the lady
who puts the little plastic robins
on the Christmas cakes
butchers' assistants and bellhops
you've had 'em all here and there
children of god and their joystrings
international women with no body hair

So you're asking in an alley
and your voice ain't steady
the sex mechanic's rough
but you're more than ready
you're an orgasm addict

Johnny-want-fuckie always and all ways
he's got the energy
he will amaze
he's an orgasm addict
he's always at it
he's an orgasm addict
What Do I Get?
I just want a lover like any other
What do I get
I only want a friend who will stay to the end