Album: Destruction By Definition

The Vans Song


Well, you¡¯re just like a club fag wearing Doc Martens
Get a pair of chukas or some checkerboard slip-ons
Worship Jeff Spicoli not Chris Cornell
Get a pair of Vans or God will send you to Hell
To Hell¡­
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Since someone sliced a loaf of bread in someone else¡¯s kitchen
The plain truth is that you just plain suck
So why should I tell you not to waste a hundred bucks
Vans in my head
Vans on my feet
My sole is on the ground when I¡¯m walking down the street 2, 3, 4
Don¡¯t wear no Doc Martens
Can¡¯t wear no Birkenstocks
Just a crummy old pair of chuka boots and a smelly old pair of socks¡­
If you want to wear them you don¡¯t have to ride a skateboard
You can even wear them with a pair of old cords
Someone¡¯ll probably tell you that they¡¯re not in trend
Just tell them that¡¯s the reason why you don¡¯t have any friends
No friends¡­
I don¡¯t wanna hear about alternative footwear
And I don¡¯t wanna hear about your new hair-do
I don¡¯t give a shit about you stupid motherfuckers
¡®Cause I just wanna get a pair of olive green chukas!
Vans in my head
Vans on my feet
My sole is on the ground when I¡¯m walking down the street 2, 3, 4
Don¡¯t wear no Doc Martens
Can¡¯t wear no Birkenstocks
Just a crummy old pair of chuka boots and a smelly old pair of socks¡­
Vans in my head
Vans on my feet
My sole is on the ground when I¡¯m walking down the street 2, 3, 4
Don¡¯t wear no Doc Martens
Can¡¯t wear no Birkenstocks
Just a crummy old pair of chuka boots and a smelly old pair of socks¡­