Album: The Wild Party Soundtrack

Two Of A Kind

EDDIE
It's hard to describe my feelings
But I'll try.

MAE
He's gonna try.

EDDIE
It's hard to express my :wonder!

MAE
He's wondering: "Why?"

EDDIE
She's really so wonderful, so --

MAE
Short?

EDDIE
No - petite.
Yet so complete.

MAE
Now ain't he sweet?

EDDIE
We're two of a kind
A perfect pair
A knockout in the ring

MAE
We're two of a kind
Why should we care
If we don't own a thing?

EDDIE
She's a one-two punch

MAE
He's a catered lunch

EDDIE
She's a melon on the rind

MAE
He's one of the good guys

BOTH
And we're two of a kind

MAE
Show 'em your muscles

EDDIE
Nah.

MAE
Show 'em your muscles!

EDDIE (obliging)
Huh!

MAE
Oooh!
It's hard to express how happy
I feel inside

EDDIE
She feels inside!

MAE
But he'll be my sugar pappy -
Sweetheart?

EDDIE
My buttered bride!

MAE
He's really so wonderful, so --

EDDIE
Brute?

MAE
No - astute.
He makes me toot.

EDDIE
If that ain't cute:

BOTH
We're two of a kind
A perfect match
A couple through and through
We're two of a kind

EDDIE
The catcher

MAE
The catch

BOTH
A fairy tale come true.

MAE
He's a motor car

EDDIE
She's an oyster bar

MAE
Just the way that God designed

EDDIE
She's two feet below me

MAE
But we're two of a kind

BOTH
Why look for substitutions
You'll never fine?
We're happy together
Being just two of a kind

EDDIE
One -

MAE
Two -

BOTH
I love you!