Album: Songs From Sopchoppy

Redneck Riviera

Down here on the Redneck Riviera
Drinkin' beer ans singing country songs
Chillin' with the motel door wide open
Hoping somethin' good will come along

Gulf Shores up through Apalachicola
They got beaches of the whitest sand
Nobody cares if gramma's got a tatoo
Or Bubba's got a hot wing in his hand

Chorus.
Redneck Riviera is where I wanna be
Down here on the Redneck Riviera by the sea
Down here on the Redneck Riviera
Trawlin' up and down Mir-a-cle Mile
Smoothin' out my tan and disposition
And wearing little other than a smile

On highway ninety-eight I got a ticket
Somethin' I ain't never understood
If driving a convertible is topless
Why canÄt I ride ma harley in the nude

Down here on the Redneck Riviera
Sign says, "Smoking Mullet Here Today"
I really don't know what I'm getting into
But I'm in line to try some anyway

(Chorus)

I got seven dollars for the jukebox
Twenty more left over for some beer
Down here on the Redneck Riviera
There ain't no better livin' anywhere

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Now here comes them dreadful possums